Friday, 4 December 2009

MY MATE

A friend of mine is still single and has never married,even though he is now 44.For some reason whenever he meets a new woman he never tells her his real age.This had never been a problem before,as his relationships tend not to last very long.That is until one day he told his usual lie to a girl,but became quite smitten by her.After seeing each other for a few months and with the lie still continuing, they decided to book a holiday.Eventually the day of their 2 week break in the sun finally arrived and at the airport they were both in high spirits and very much looking forward to their first holiday together.Reaching the front of the check-in queue,my mates girl friend,who was holding both their passports,handed them over to the check-in girl and as she did,she happened to catch sight of the date of birth on his passport,
'Sorry,I've just noticed on my boyfriends passport,that his date of birth is wrong ,it says that he was born in 1965 instead of 1975,would that be a problem?'she asked the check-in lady.
But,before the check-in lady could answer and so as not to cause a scene,my mate,who was by now bright red and extremely embarrassed,had to step in and explain to the both of them that the passport was in fact correct and that he had lied about his age.He then had to show his driving licence to prove that he had i.d with matching dates of birth on.His girlfriend was not impressed with his lie,the holiday did go ahead,but for some reason the relationship ended quite quickly on their return.
Is he still lying about his age.?
Unfortunately the ageing process has caught up with him,he only says that hes five years younger than his actual age now !

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